10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-