10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fold and live to fold again
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."