10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd