10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.