10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.