10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom