10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio