10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.