10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "No river, no fish."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
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