10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd