10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"