10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown