10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"