10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.