10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth