10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again