10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.