10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for loners.