10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.