10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986