10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.