10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim