10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)