10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.