10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for loners.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"