10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss