10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.