10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!