10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss