10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare