10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.