10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --