10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.