10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.