10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.