10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer