10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977