10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for loners.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm