10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!