10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- It's Free To Fold...
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)