10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.