10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.