10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.