10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe