10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"