10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.