10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson