10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fook the floosh droo!