10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.