10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus